• girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
  • Facebook friend: Why do people always say "I was the first sperm to the egg"? You were the egg too you know
  • Me: Your comment is absolutely true
  • Me: but most people would rather brag that they won the first race of their existence than publicly say that they immediately gobbled up the first sperm they ever saw

dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

current active groups of SM Ent. 
insp x

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

nitrqin:

paler than u

nitrqin:

paler than u

periwinkul:

Hey guys! I’m MG and I’ll be one of Hana’s blogsitters

periwinkul:

Hey guys! I’m MG and I’ll be one of Hana’s blogsitters

kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples